My name is Ashley,
I hail from Ottawa Canada.
I am 25 years old, and this is a blog for the things I like, including but not limited to:
Pink shit, fitness, videogames, cephalopods, tattooed people (men and women) Bikes, rats, and whatever else.

 

Haha I like black licorice when its sweeter.
Basically anything from like goodnplentys to like… Jelly beans…
I like SOME salted licorice but not the less sweet ones. I like 
http://www.sugarfina.com/products/licorice-bee-hive-honey
This one, and there was another one I REALLY liked but my candy store doesn’t seem to have it anymore. (and I never got the name)

Today I tried I think “farm salted licorice” and it was something else entirely haha. Too salty. Not sweet.
I cried

Haha I like black licorice when its sweeter.
Basically anything from like goodnplentys to like… Jelly beans…
I like SOME salted licorice but not the less sweet ones. I like
http://www.sugarfina.com/products/licorice-bee-hive-honey
This one, and there was another one I REALLY liked but my candy store doesn’t seem to have it anymore. (and I never got the name)

Today I tried I think “farm salted licorice” and it was something else entirely haha. Too salty. Not sweet.
I cried

His Lil feeeeeetttttsiiiieees in that pic tho like I am not even alive, Brb dead, Brb deceased.
Rats have ruined my life.

You’re Killin me smalls… #rat #cute #rattie

You’re Killin me smalls… #rat #cute #rattie

fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

Lemme tell ya I got the wrong salted black licorice and I have regrets.

vintagefallout:

carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

Shit’s real, yo.

maniclaughter:

raggediandi:

ghostgif:

when you yell “puppy!” at a lil doge and they get happy and wag their lil tail like “yess!! i am a puppy!! a baby dog!!! thank you!!!!!!”

When you yell “puppy!!!!” At an old doge and they wag their tail and get all happy like “yes I am still a little doge thank you for noticing! !”

championcoolbreeze:

obfuscatingdeity:

the thing to realize here is that conservatives find the idea of paying workers a livable wage so absurd that they make hyperbolic comparisons like this

because fifteen dollars an hour and a hundred thousand dollars an hour both mean the same thing to them; more than you deserve

^That commentary is very important.

(Source: -teesa-)